If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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