you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
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