Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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