White coat. Heels.
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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