i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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