My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
i'm behind the bar giving him a hand job. i need stuff to make my foot stop itching.
okay, this is where i needed to clarify that i was kidding before when i said that jizz helps mosquito bites. but let me know how that goes. for future reference.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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