You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
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its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
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Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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