very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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