Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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