doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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