I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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