Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
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