weddingsv make me drug and hornr
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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