Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
he kept farting in my kitchen and blaming it on the dog. then we went to wendy's and he spent twenty minutes in the bathroom. im pretty sure he shit his pants.
you should have known when you found out he drove a mini cooper not to hang out with him.
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
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