I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
tell your sister to shave her snatch
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
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i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
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