I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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