Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
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