They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
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Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
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There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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