It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
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ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
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I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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