i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
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