Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
Randomize
