She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
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We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
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Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
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