doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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