I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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