it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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