just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
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you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
How did I end up in the pool?!
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He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
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Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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