D3 body, D1 cock
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
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