i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
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Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
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Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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