so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
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He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
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Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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