Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
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Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
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Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
Shame is for Republicans.
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