WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
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New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
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oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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