i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
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my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
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Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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