Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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