I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
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Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
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Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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