Someone shit on the floor
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
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Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
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There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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