Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
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