She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
This is the prime rib incident all over again
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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