hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
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Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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