And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
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Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
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yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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