Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
it's not cheating when I paid for it
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
She needs sedatives and a leash
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
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