I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
It's never too late to be topless.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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