I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
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She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
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Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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