Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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