i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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