I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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