8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
Randomize
