Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
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