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Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
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Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
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I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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