Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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