I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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