He kissed a someone with a penis
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
be right there i have to get my cape
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
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