i permit you to call me
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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