I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
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We just shotgunned beers for America
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
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I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
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