Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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