How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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