then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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